I miss you.
and the silent game is killing me. I hope you’re happy! I’m going to burn your apartment down. js.
An apology would be too much, I suppose.
My amazing conversation with a foreigner.
- mitchel, 00:42 - Did you hear about your president sending people over to Libya? - k, 00:46 - A bit. What’s the deal with Libya because I don’t care enough to watch the news. - mitchel, 00:48 - I don’t know. It’s Africa, they’re FUCKED. - k, 00:48 - LMAO. You don’t think the Americans will survive?! - mitchel, 00:49 - They can’t walk through the forest...
I'm melting. no, literally!
My grandmother has the most horrible tendancy to turn the heater on while I’m just getting to be comfortable, then I complain and threaten her life while turning the heater off. Repeat. It’s pretty well known that I hate life, but more importantly, I hate my ‘friends’ even more because not only do they not have a sense of humour or the proper set of chromosomes, but they...
you make me so unhappy sometimes..
Why is "patience" a virtue?
aspenitis: Why can’t “hurry the fuck up” be one?
- kodymullinsx, 00:42 - OMFG Marte wants to take me to a fucking gay club in mexico and sit away from me and wait to see how many boys come toward me - Lexie Jaeger, 00:43 - LMFAO WHY THAT’D BE THE ENTIRE FUCKING CLUB SINCE YOU’RE WHITE LOLOLOLOL - kodymullinsx, 00:43 - HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I FUCKING LOVE YOUR GODDAMNED WHITE ASS. LETS GO GET LAID, LEXIE. ~ - Lexie Jaeger, 00:44 -...
Stop sounding like a douchebag all the time.
Then I’ll stop sounding like one to you. jesus christ.
A fag on my facebook decided to come out while serving in the military. The same one that was a douchebag to me and chose a redheaded ginger over attempting to touch my body. he wouldn’t have gotten it anyway, but he would’ve at least had common sense. He’s probably going to get mob-raped with a 2x4 and baseball bat. /currently LOLing @ his ridiculous posts about gay love.
I never knew losing weight was so damn hard.
An hour of jogging = one burrito oh my god, the fucking horror.
I'm too pretty for guys to make me feel shitty.
Lexie Jaeger LOL :P omg speaking of that holy god nikki’s aunt diana is dating her first fucking cousin and omg i just want to throw up LOL kodymullinsx LOLOLOL god you know what? i’ve come to the conclusion that I don’t need men. I need lexie. -.- Lexie Jaeger ;D I agree....
naturally.: I realized something about myself... →
amyyy: I was born without a single “silly” gene in my body. Yes, I truly believe I’m physically unable to do anything even slightly resembling spontaneous immature bursts of action. In place of those, I was simply born with extra genes in the sarcastic and cynical department. It explains everything… I can not even deal with how accurate this is with myself.
I'm lonely and it reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally sucks.
I'm actually a very protective/jealous guy
and I’ve had to hold my tongue a lot lately.
You're the kind of toy I'd like to break, now I...
So since my laptop’s hard drive was destroyed by my chronic usage, I’ve been running it from a Linux distribution (Ubuntu) from a flash-drive and I’m utterly impressed with the speed. Maybe I should begin investing a lot more money into solid-state drives from now on?
I feel as if the only solution to my exhaustion is...
So I'm going to school, again, and I'm not at all...
US. History and Chemistry are the most uninteresting, text-book oriented classes that I’ve ever taken. I fucking hate America, and I don’t give a shit about elements that I can’t spell and will never come in contact with unless I’m living beside Japan’s fucked up Nuclear Reactor. Damn, I look good today.
I don't wanna be broken and alone. again, on my...
I'm so weak.
I’ve been having a lot of arguments with you lately, and I don’t really know what I should do anymore. I’m convinced that you’re my soul-mate, but what is it that I should do to make sure we stay that way? I can’t really imagine why anyone would even stay with me, or like me for that matter, but I hope you don’t give up on me like I feel like doing for myself. I...
so help me god..
If I were ever disrespected, I would cut you out of my life without hesitation. Unless you’re extremely loaded and the sex was good, of course.
3 am and still no one to talk to.
I blame everyone else.
I fight with my boyfriend, can’t lose weight, and I hate where I live. I have no culture, no religion, and no chance of any of this changing for the better anytime soon. I really want to move. I fucking NEED to move, and I want to learn to play an instrument, but before that, I want to learn a foreign language. As usual, I’m going to watch Skins, Bones, or CSI and eat chronically at...
When you love someone, I hope you know what it...
and how what you say feels.
Creativity and drugs 4eva
Lexie Jaeger LOL yeah a lot of painters get fucked up but me if i did that i’d go for acid kodymullinsx LMAO Lexie Jaeger and paint some crazy-ass shit LOL smhkozdnjhsd kodymullinsx LSDKFJSDJFK it wouldnt even be a picture! HAHAHA IMAGINE IT Lexie Jaeger LMFAOOOO kodymullinsx EMPTY ROOM Lexie Jaeger I AM...
I just got sick everywhere.
I hate you, Tennessee.
Epic Childhood Adventure
time-is-on-my-side: OMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGGGG LOLOLOL