March 2011
I miss you.
and the silent game is killing me. I hope you’re happy! I’m going to burn your apartment down. js.
An apology would be too much, I suppose.
My amazing conversation with a foreigner.
- mitchel, 00:42 - Did you hear about your president sending people over to Libya? - k, 00:46 - A bit. What’s the deal with Libya because I don’t care enough to watch the news. - mitchel, 00:48 - I don’t know. It’s Africa, they’re FUCKED. - k, 00:48 - LMAO. You don’t think the Americans will survive?! - mitchel, 00:49 - They can’t walk through the forest...
I'm melting. no, literally!
My grandmother has the most horrible tendancy to turn the heater on while I’m just getting to be comfortable, then I complain and threaten her life while turning the heater off. Repeat.
It’s pretty well known that I hate life, but more importantly, I hate my ‘friends’ even more because not only do they not have a sense of humour or the proper set of chromosomes, but they...
you make me so unhappy sometimes..
Why is "patience" a virtue?
aspenitis:
Why can’t “hurry the fuck up” be one?
BIC DIC
- kodymullinsx, 00:42 - OMFG Marte wants to take me to a fucking gay club in mexico and sit away from me and wait to see how many boys come toward me - Lexie Jaeger, 00:43 - LMFAO WHY THAT’D BE THE ENTIRE FUCKING CLUB SINCE YOU’RE WHITE LOLOLOLOL - kodymullinsx, 00:43 - HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I FUCKING LOVE YOUR GODDAMNED WHITE ASS. LETS GO GET LAID, LEXIE. ~ - Lexie Jaeger, 00:44 -...
randinightmare:
Stop sounding like a douchebag all the time.
Then I’ll stop sounding like one to you. jesus christ.
HAHAHAH
A fag on my facebook decided to come out while serving in the military. The same one that was a douchebag to me and chose a redheaded ginger over attempting to touch my body. he wouldn’t have gotten it anyway, but he would’ve at least had common sense. He’s probably going to get mob-raped with a 2x4 and baseball bat.
/currently LOLing @ his ridiculous posts about gay love.
I never knew losing weight was so damn hard.
An hour of jogging = one burrito
oh my god, the fucking horror.
I'm too pretty for guys to make me feel shitty.
Lexie Jaeger LOL :P omg speaking of that holy god nikki’s aunt diana is dating her first fucking cousin and omg i just want to throw up LOL kodymullinsx LOLOLOL god you know what? i’ve come to the conclusion that I don’t need men. I need lexie. -.- Lexie Jaeger ;D I agree....
naturally.: I realized something about myself... →
amyyy:
I was born without a single “silly” gene in my body. Yes, I truly believe I’m physically unable to do anything even slightly resembling spontaneous immature bursts of action.
In place of those, I was simply born with extra genes in the sarcastic and cynical department. It explains everything…
I can not even deal with how accurate this is with myself.
I'm lonely and it reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally sucks.
I'm actually a very protective/jealous guy
and I’ve had to hold my tongue a lot lately.
You're the kind of toy I'd like to break, now I...
#antiwindows
So since my laptop’s hard drive was destroyed by my chronic usage, I’ve been running it from a Linux distribution (Ubuntu) from a flash-drive and I’m utterly impressed with the speed. Maybe I should begin investing a lot more money into solid-state drives from now on?
I feel as if the only solution to my exhaustion is...
Damn you.
So I'm going to school, again, and I'm not at all...
US. History and Chemistry are the most uninteresting, text-book oriented classes that I’ve ever taken. I fucking hate America, and I don’t give a shit about elements that I can’t spell and will never come in contact with unless I’m living beside Japan’s fucked up Nuclear Reactor.
Damn, I look good today.
I don't wanna be broken and alone. again, on my...
I'm so weak.
I’ve been having a lot of arguments with you lately, and I don’t really know what I should do anymore. I’m convinced that you’re my soul-mate, but what is it that I should do to make sure we stay that way? I can’t really imagine why anyone would even stay with me, or like me for that matter, but I hope you don’t give up on me like I feel like doing for myself. I...
so help me god..
If I were ever disrespected, I would cut you out of my life without hesitation.
Unless you’re extremely loaded and the sex was good, of course.
3 am and still no one to talk to.
I blame everyone else.
I fight with my boyfriend, can’t lose weight, and I hate where I live. I have no culture, no religion, and no chance of any of this changing for the better anytime soon. I really want to move. I fucking NEED to move, and I want to learn to play an instrument, but before that, I want to learn a foreign language. As usual, I’m going to watch Skins, Bones, or CSI and eat chronically at...
When you love someone, I hope you know what it...
and how what you say feels.
Creativity and drugs 4eva
Lexie Jaeger LOL yeah a lot of painters get fucked up but me if i did that i’d go for acid kodymullinsx LMAO Lexie Jaeger and paint some crazy-ass shit LOL smhkozdnjhsd kodymullinsx LSDKFJSDJFK it wouldnt even be a picture! HAHAHA IMAGINE IT Lexie Jaeger LMFAOOOO kodymullinsx EMPTY ROOM Lexie Jaeger I AM...
I just got sick everywhere.
I hate you, Tennessee.
Epic Childhood Adventure
time-is-on-my-side:
OMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGGGG LOLOLOL
